Independent satire merch
We Don't Die. We Vote.
Official-looking merch for India's most resilient species. Not a party office. Just cotton, caps, masks, and collective side-eye.
Shop The Uprising
Three launch pieces. Loud enough for a protest, comfortable enough for the group chat aftermath.
Who Are We?
We are the cockroaches. The ones the system forgot to count. This store exists because someone called us pests, so we made it official. Zero sponsors. Zero apologies. 100% cotton.